(while oddly lisping) “I *can’t* smile. I was in an accident, and the insurance company would only pay so much. Thanks for bringing all of *that* up again!”
One idiot coworker tried to suggest the same thing to me once.
I opened my mouth in a wide smile, giving out a monster belch right into her face. I was sure that cracker crumbs were a part of my big burst of belching air.
I never saw her ever again after that.
I would have felt sorry for her, but my store doesn’t need a “Smile Police”, thank you.
Who can turn the world on with their smile?
Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
I love that show!
Another, edgier option?
(while oddly lisping) “I *can’t* smile. I was in an accident, and the insurance company would only pay so much. Thanks for bringing all of *that* up again!”
Why are people not allowed to have a ‘resting face’.?
One idiot coworker tried to suggest the same thing to me once.
I opened my mouth in a wide smile, giving out a monster belch right into her face. I was sure that cracker crumbs were a part of my big burst of belching air.
I never saw her ever again after that.
I would have felt sorry for her, but my store doesn’t need a “Smile Police”, thank you.
Well done Lunker! That would’ve scared me too!