There hasn’t been a single documented case of someone putting something nasty in Halloween candy in order to harm random kids. The only times it has happened was when someone tried to off their own kid for insurance money. Statistically, if someone is going to poison your kids, it’s going to be you.
The ghost getting the rock is so Charlie Brown and I love it
Yes, and Norm even made sure the sheet had several holes, to make it even more accurate.
OMG! I never noticed that! This comic just got even cooler!
There hasn’t been a single documented case of someone putting something nasty in Halloween candy in order to harm random kids. The only times it has happened was when someone tried to off their own kid for insurance money. Statistically, if someone is going to poison your kids, it’s going to be you.
True, buts facts can never get in the way of unjustified paranoia
People don’t trust their neighbors, as in, they might kidnap.
So walking the neighborhood WITH their kids should be considered completely out of the question?
Oh geez, then whose car did he spray? Hopefully it’s one of those annoying customers.