“They’re all pine tress until you put lights and tinsel on them.”
I’m going to use this if I ever hear someone complain about his kind of scenario. Really get up into their faces about how they’re just trees if they’re not decorated properly. Heck, I’ll even make up some checklist of fiddly details — the proper spacing of ornaments, etc. — to hammer it in.
isn’t that a character in a Christmas special? “I wanna be — a Dennis!”
My mom named a potted Christmas tree Herman once. She planted him in the backyard and he is still doing fantastic
“They’re all pine tress until you put lights and tinsel on them.”
I’m going to use this if I ever hear someone complain about his kind of scenario. Really get up into their faces about how they’re just trees if they’re not decorated properly. Heck, I’ll even make up some checklist of fiddly details — the proper spacing of ornaments, etc. — to hammer it in.
They need a festivus for the rest of us.
Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.
My family used to name our Christmas trees each year. The only name I remember is Doug…
=^.~=
As in “Douglas Fir,” I assume.
“Cripes” #15