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May 6, 2013

May 6, 2013
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  1. David Schick
    June 11, 2021, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    #selfish

  2. C.
    July 8, 2021, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, I remember this one. This story had the biggest post count of any Retail storyline! So many readers were utterly *livid* with this arrogant customer!

  3. Olivia Cheatham
    July 20, 2021, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    And yet if I said ‘in five minutes we will release the hounds’ I’M the jerk.

  4. PianoGuy24
    December 17, 2021, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    …ever consider they could BE deaf?

    • jrpelt
      April 7, 2022, 8:56 am | # | Reply

      Marla does in the next strip. The answer is nope.

  5. jkn
    June 2, 2022, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    I had a manager refuse to make closing announcements. He thought it was rude.

  6. johnhenry
    October 12, 2022, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, technically the customer’s not doing anything wrong. The announcement was “at your convenience”. šŸ˜€

  7. Andy
    March 1, 2023, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    Grumbel’s should really operate like the big red box I worked for does. Tell everyone individually that we’re closing in 5 minutes at that time, keep track of them, turn the lights off, and if anyone’s still in the store, make them go up before the registers close. Everyone was out at 10 after. (We also had a separate cleaning crew contracted out.)

  8. Drifter
    May 25, 2023, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

    ā€œAttention shopper, is now closed. Thank you and have a good night.ā€ That was my closing announcement when I was a manager. It got people moving

  9. Alondra
    June 14, 2023, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    Don’t use the words “At your convenience.” She’ll take that to mean she can stay there all night if she wants. Do what Val did once. Go do a lot of very annoying suggestive selling. “Do you want a shirt to go with those pants? How about a tie? Socks? Shoes?” Keep yapping in her ear until she gives up in frustration and leaves!

  10. Patrick
    August 24, 2023, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

    When I worked at OfficeMax, we were forbidden from corporate to make closing announcements. One Sunday I broke that rule, at 7pm when a family was just trying on sunglasses at an endcap, and I got on and said “Attention, OfficeMax now closed!”

  11. R.Yin
    October 25, 2024, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    That announcement was almost verbatim how I would page out people still in the store.

    Our manager was a fun one tho so let us get “creative” after 30 min.

    Sometimes I would add after the time, “And we would like to go home now.” Or on my more wicked days, “And the hounds have been released.”

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