Why Cooper? It would be reasonable to suppose he had a grudge against the store (and Stuart in particular) for firing him and the mall for banning him. “Disgruntled ex-employee” is a real thing. They could explain this to the audit company and request that he never be sent again.
In theory, you’re correct and I unironically like your planning. In practice, legitimately basing this idea on actual reality would deprive us of this awesome story arc.
Why Cooper? It would be reasonable to suppose he had a grudge against the store (and Stuart in particular) for firing him and the mall for banning him. “Disgruntled ex-employee” is a real thing. They could explain this to the audit company and request that he never be sent again.
In theory, you’re correct and I unironically like your planning. In practice, legitimately basing this idea on actual reality would deprive us of this awesome story arc.