That’s a waste of perfectly good fruit. Beat him with a sock full of rocks, instead.
Sock full of butter would be good too.
Margarine instead.
I can’t believe it’s not a sock full of butter!
This is straight up an underrated reply. Well done, everyone else in this comment chain.
Using fruit minimalizes the bruising. It’s what the police do when they want to beat a confession out of someone without leaving obvious traces.
Good idea. Then we’ll have some socks full of rock flour to put out as impulse purchases.
Mini sandbags!
Why is this reply making me laugh so much?!
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That’s a waste of perfectly good fruit. Beat him with a sock full of rocks, instead.
Sock full of butter would be good too.
Margarine instead.
I can’t believe it’s not a sock full of butter!
This is straight up an underrated reply. Well done, everyone else in this comment chain.
Using fruit minimalizes the bruising. It’s what the police do when they want to beat a confession out of someone without leaving obvious traces.
Good idea. Then we’ll have some socks full of rock flour to put out as impulse purchases.
Mini sandbags!
Why is this reply making me laugh so much?!