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December 3, 2019

December 3, 2019
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  1. Rain Matt
    May 9, 2021, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    This “War on Christmas” crap is so annoying. I don’t care either way.

    • kaninefat
      December 10, 2025, 3:01 am | # | Reply

      Noone ever did. It was a made-up issue for people to get angry about.

  2. Super-Nate-tural
    May 9, 2021, 5:53 am | # | Reply

    If I ever get a job in Retail, I want to say “Happy Hanukkah” to this woman. I don’t even celebrate Hanukkah. I just want to see how she’ll react.

    • jrpelt
      July 28, 2021, 8:45 am | # | Reply

      I use Saturnalia, the winter holiday whose date was coopted by… I don’t know… the church or some post-Roman empire. Whatever.

      That or use some foreign-style version of Christmas… Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noël, etc. Personally, I find saying “Happy Christmas” like the British really causes people’s brain to BSOD. 🤔

      • Jazzflower92
        August 28, 2023, 1:57 am | # | Reply

        That’s the anti-Christian revionistic version.

    • Anne Chovey
      January 24, 2022, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

      “Do you know the origin of Hanukkah? A bunch of people tried to make us worship their way. So we rose up and killed them. Have a nice day!”

  3. M Greenwood
    May 31, 2021, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

    It’s Christmas starting in September but yeah, there’s a “war on Christmas.”

  4. billydaking
    July 8, 2021, 11:54 pm | # | Reply

    No one was stopping you before, lady. Good grief.

    • jrpelt
      July 28, 2021, 8:40 am | # | Reply

      I blame Qanon. Pizzerias are secretly human trafficking command centers, and retail stores are where they hide the torture chambers for Christians.

      • Jazzflower92
        August 28, 2023, 1:56 am | # | Reply

        Not when we have tons of elites doing tons of evil crap.

  5. WalkingDictionary
    July 19, 2025, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

    Amber, half of your wish will come true. You won’t be replaced, but you’ll be out of a job. Not necessarily because the strip ends, but I really doubt that Grumble’s would’ve survived Covid.

  6. Danielakiiki
    December 16, 2025, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

    Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you! And pagans too!

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