Sorry Buddy but that joke is not funny! And it wasn’t funny the first 10 times I heard it today. Do you know how many times we hear it daily? Yet every one of you dolts seems to think you’re so clever in making it up as if we never heard it before!
I used to work in a coffee shop. Peoplevwould come in when we opened, buy the smallest cup of coffee that was just over a dollar, and bring out a $100 bill to pay for it. Of course there was no way to break it. Either we didn’t have $100 in the drawer to break it ot they would take all our change. One customer asked where he could change it. I told him the try the gas station down the street. He said he already tried. I asked how he expected a coffee shop, that
sold relatively inexpensive things to break it if a gas station selling gas, at more money for 1 gallon than a cup of coffee, couldn’t. I refuse to accept anything bigger than a $20. Most stores require cashiers to drop bigger bills immediately and if they see a lot of $20s in their registers, those must also be dropped. Cashiers are not allowed to have large sums of money in their drawers in a lot of places.
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I really like Arthur because of how he gets away with this stuff. It’s awesome.
great response! I wish I could’ve ever gotten away with that one …
Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
WOOOOOO! ARTHUR!!
Sorry Buddy but that joke is not funny! And it wasn’t funny the first 10 times I heard it today. Do you know how many times we hear it daily? Yet every one of you dolts seems to think you’re so clever in making it up as if we never heard it before!
Do people really tell that joke often?
I don’t, but I’m just curious.
Sadly, yes they *really* do. Along with, “That $100 bill is perfectly fine. Just printed it this morning!” Ha…ha…Stop…my sides are just splitting…
I used to work in a coffee shop. Peoplevwould come in when we opened, buy the smallest cup of coffee that was just over a dollar, and bring out a $100 bill to pay for it. Of course there was no way to break it. Either we didn’t have $100 in the drawer to break it ot they would take all our change. One customer asked where he could change it. I told him the try the gas station down the street. He said he already tried. I asked how he expected a coffee shop, that
sold relatively inexpensive things to break it if a gas station selling gas, at more money for 1 gallon than a cup of coffee, couldn’t. I refuse to accept anything bigger than a $20. Most stores require cashiers to drop bigger bills immediately and if they see a lot of $20s in their registers, those must also be dropped. Cashiers are not allowed to have large sums of money in their drawers in a lot of places.
If I had a penny for every time someone asked me to sell them the winning lottery ticket, I’d be richer than the actual jackpot winner!
When prices were marked by stick-on labels, I wonder if customers made this joke whenever the label had accidentally fallen off.