Okay, we’re adding this to the “Cooper is Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes” theory. At this point we should just say Retail is a mash-up of pop culture icons stuck to suffer together in a department store for the entertainment of some evil entities (aka, us).
So long as it doesn’t touch your soul, Crystal. Never change.
Crystal is Starfire CONFIRMED
Okay, we’re adding this to the “Cooper is Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes” theory. At this point we should just say Retail is a mash-up of pop culture icons stuck to suffer together in a department store for the entertainment of some evil entities (aka, us).