It would be crazy if someone did the “say ‘Candyman’ in a mirror” thing but spread out over several years, probably doing the last one just as they’re wheezing out their last breath in a hospital or nursing home.
CANDYMAN: (poofs into being) “Mwa-ha-ha-ha—Oh, you no-good, old son of a b—“
How about the intervals for a certain Michael Keaton character?
Who, Beetlejuice? Are you talking about Beetlejuice?
Watch how many times you say the name of that maniac!!!!
Now have to ask does it count if you say Betelgeuse? Or does it reset the count?
It’s Showtime!
Hey! This joke is relevant again!
Ahem, anyway…
It would be crazy if someone did the “say ‘Candyman’ in a mirror” thing but spread out over several years, probably doing the last one just as they’re wheezing out their last breath in a hospital or nursing home.
CANDYMAN: (poofs into being) “Mwa-ha-ha-ha—Oh, you no-good, old son of a b—“
I’d presume it wouldn’t time out, but if you said any other words it would reset the count
For any of the ladies wondering ‘what is he thinking about’, this is almost certainly closer than anything else you’ll come up with.