One time this babby was crying like crazy as his grandmother pushed the cart by me, so I just started crying myself. The kid stopped and looked at me all confused. It was glorious.
Some people don’t want children, and that’s fine. But hating children is a different story. That’s not fine. Not all children are horrible, and the child in this context is a BABY. They don’t know what’s happening. Crying is the one thing they can do to communicate.
I dislike people who dislike children. They tend to be grouchy, humorless, and condescending. Plus, I mean… we were ALL children at some point.
* “Alright. So that last test was… seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn’t motivating you. So let’s try things her way… fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.”
– “Gah! People with babies should stay home.”
* “And?”
– “EXCUSE ME?!”
* “What?”
* “What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?”
* “What -what’s wrong with being adopted?”
– “Uh… I mean, they should leave their babies at home.”
* “Um. Well… lack of parents, for one,”
– “Well, not all the time… just when they’re cranky, maybe…”
* “and… also… furthermore… nothing.”
– ” I mean, I’m not a baby hater… I just think that… uh…”
* “Some of my best… friends are… orphans… But…”
– “Some of my best friends are babies.”
* “[Whispered] For the record: You ARE adopted, and that’s TERRIBLE.”
* “[Whispered] But just work with me.”
* “Also: Look at her, you moron. She’s not fat.”
– “You should probably stop digging now.”
* “I AM NOT! A MORON!”
* “Just–do the test! Just do the test.”
– *awkward face and posing*
* – Wheatley and GLaDOS, Portal 2, April 19, 2011
– – Cooper and Marla, July 15, 2012
One time this babby was crying like crazy as his grandmother pushed the cart by me, so I just started crying myself. The kid stopped and looked at me all confused. It was glorious.
Real men love babies.
Not true. You can be a real man and not like children.
Some people don’t want children, and that’s fine. But hating children is a different story. That’s not fine. Not all children are horrible, and the child in this context is a BABY. They don’t know what’s happening. Crying is the one thing they can do to communicate.
I dislike people who dislike children. They tend to be grouchy, humorless, and condescending. Plus, I mean… we were ALL children at some point.
Rule #1: To get out of a hole, first put down the shovel.
* “Alright. So that last test was… seriously disappointing. Apparently being civil isn’t motivating you. So let’s try things her way… fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no-parents.”
– “Gah! People with babies should stay home.”
* “And?”
– “EXCUSE ME?!”
* “What?”
* “What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?”
* “What -what’s wrong with being adopted?”
– “Uh… I mean, they should leave their babies at home.”
* “Um. Well… lack of parents, for one,”
– “Well, not all the time… just when they’re cranky, maybe…”
* “and… also… furthermore… nothing.”
– ” I mean, I’m not a baby hater… I just think that… uh…”
* “Some of my best… friends are… orphans… But…”
– “Some of my best friends are babies.”
* “[Whispered] For the record: You ARE adopted, and that’s TERRIBLE.”
* “[Whispered] But just work with me.”
* “Also: Look at her, you moron. She’s not fat.”
– “You should probably stop digging now.”
* “I AM NOT! A MORON!”
* “Just–do the test! Just do the test.”
– *awkward face and posing*
* – Wheatley and GLaDOS, Portal 2, April 19, 2011
– – Cooper and Marla, July 15, 2012
I’ll be damned if this is a straight coincidence.