Ugh, it’s kind of dumb for Stuart to try that, anyway. I seriously doubt a large retail corporation in the U.S. would hire a *manger* that doesn’t speak English well enough to interact with the general public. What does make some sense is for said manager to speak both English and Spanish fairly well (or, since this is supposed to be New England, English and Portuguese would be just as realistic), which if I had been pointed in his direction, would make my blood BOIL, because he might as well have said, “I *won’t* speak English, because I think you’re too stupid to know better.”
I was going to put the last sentence in Spanish, but I don’t know enough by myself to not get laughed at for supplementing with Google Translate.
¡Ay! ¡Que cabron eres, Estuardo!
Ah Dios Mio!
“If you are the manager, I have a big complaint!”
I accidentally typed it in as “germente” at first, so my first attempt had him asking Stuart if he’s a germ. He’s not wrong.
Google Lens (via google image search) does this for you now.
HA! Called his bluff!
Ugh, it’s kind of dumb for Stuart to try that, anyway. I seriously doubt a large retail corporation in the U.S. would hire a *manger* that doesn’t speak English well enough to interact with the general public. What does make some sense is for said manager to speak both English and Spanish fairly well (or, since this is supposed to be New England, English and Portuguese would be just as realistic), which if I had been pointed in his direction, would make my blood BOIL, because he might as well have said, “I *won’t* speak English, because I think you’re too stupid to know better.”
I was going to put the last sentence in Spanish, but I don’t know enough by myself to not get laughed at for supplementing with Google Translate.