Be careful what you wish for, Cooper. Would you prefer shit house? Come to think of it in Cooper’s case, he might confuse that term for the whole store.
I was taking Driver’s Ed at this driving school near my parents’ house, and this kid from my high school walked in during class, and asked the teacher if he could “use the sh***er.” I’m not kidding. You could hear his lackeys laughing behind him, so apparently, they thought this was a funny joke. The teacher got mad and kicked them out.
You don’t take a leak, you leave one.
Leaving it means you’re making a deposit.
You make deposits in the bank.
A bathroom is sometimes called a latrine.
Therefore you’re leaving a deposit in the Bank of Latrine.
Could have been “I need to shit” or “Bathroom,” Cooper. It’s still classier than either of those.
And all of them are better than “Cooper to the dressing rooms, bring a mop and a hazmat suit.”
Actually, ‘bathroom’ is the pretentious way to say lavatory.
Be careful what you wish for, Cooper. Would you prefer shit house? Come to think of it in Cooper’s case, he might confuse that term for the whole store.
I was taking Driver’s Ed at this driving school near my parents’ house, and this kid from my high school walked in during class, and asked the teacher if he could “use the sh***er.” I’m not kidding. You could hear his lackeys laughing behind him, so apparently, they thought this was a funny joke. The teacher got mad and kicked them out.
You don’t take a leak, you leave one.
Leaving it means you’re making a deposit.
You make deposits in the bank.
A bathroom is sometimes called a latrine.
Therefore you’re leaving a deposit in the Bank of Latrine.