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December 22, 2006

December 22, 2006
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  1. Jason
    April 28, 2021, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    Or toilet paper, we saw this first hand last year.

    • Alondra
      April 28, 2023, 5:15 am | # | Reply

      It was hilarious to see pix of people at Costco with shopping carts full of TP.

  2. Kevin
    April 30, 2021, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

    In a little over 13 years you will find out.

  3. The Old Wolf
    May 11, 2021, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

    You’ll see how terrible people can *really* be when the pandemic hits.

  4. Anne Chovey
    June 12, 2021, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

    We’re working from home, there’s a shower right next to my toilet, better go buy out ALL the TP. People are SO EFFING STUPID.

    • Frosty
      October 9, 2021, 12:41 pm | # | Reply

      Bidet to you as well, madam.

      • Alkuna
        September 11, 2026, 2:18 am | # | Reply

        People keep telling me to buy a bidet, and that you can never go back. I live in the mountains with well water. There isn’t enough convenience in the world to spray my tenders with glacier meltwater. o.o

  5. Rachel
    June 21, 2021, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    Toilet paper! Or in my store, kcups.

  6. Zaku
    July 5, 2021, 5:23 am | # | Reply

    People are even worse when it’s essentials

  7. Anne Chovey
    March 13, 2022, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

    Just make the food or medicine a government conspiracy to track you and then nobody will want it.

  8. Hunter's Coke Bag
    July 14, 2022, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    We found out in 2022 when Sleepy Joe wrecked the economy.

    • mary
      September 25, 2022, 8:51 am | # | Reply

      You mean the economy left in shambles after a pandemic and Trumpet’s god awful politics?

    • Princess Twilight Sparkle
      April 22, 2025, 12:05 am | # | Reply

      Speaking of wrecking the economy, how’re the tariffs treating you?

  9. johnhenry
    September 9, 2022, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    Don’t you mean when President Biden rescued the economy?

    • Jerry
      September 19, 2022, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

      He definitely does not mean that!

      • Princess Twilight Sparkle
        April 22, 2025, 12:07 am | # | Reply

        Jerry, shouldn’t you be attempting to surgically extract Zucchini Head’s zucchini head out of your rectal cavity?

  10. Damien
    June 29, 2026, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    I’ll let me get political this once.
    When Trump finished his first term, gas prices were lower than I’d seen in over a decade. Joe Biden ran on shutting down drilling, and even said in his speeches that it would be hard on Americans’ wallets. Prices went up.
    I watched at least a dozen videos of polling places where Democrat ballot counters did illegal things to prevent the public from watching them count ballots. That’s a crime. I read the news articles where state courts claimed that the outcome of a federal election didn’t impact people in states other than the state where the “supposed” ballot fraud occurred, and blocked discovery.
    Biden won in a landslide despite the number of times he insulted people on camera, forgot their names on camera, stumbled and fell on camera, read the “no read” section of the teleprompter on camera, verbally mumbled gibberish on camera, had any number of accusations from women who felt their personal space violated, and had a son accused of committing monetary and federal crimes in another country but was never actually prosecuted for them.
    But after four years of that, Trump won with almost the same number of votes, but Kamala had far fewer than Biden had, coincidentally right after Biden passed on the presidency. Trump won despite the number of times he was accused of r@p3, then acquitted. Trump won despite having a record three impeachments led by people who ran for public office promising to impeach Trump for whatever they could make up and make stick. The Steele dossier was proved false in court, paid for by Hillary Clinton’s campaign in 2014. The claims that Trump was Putin’s puppet should have evaporated the first time Trump launched a series of warning missiles at Russia.
    Do I like Trump? Not really, but he tells the truth, apparently. He covered most of his campaign promises (though there’s a few I wish he’d gotten to faster, or at all.) He’s too blunt and conceited to cover things up. Did that make him a good president? Maybe not, but at least he seemed honest. Does he think he’s doing the right thing? Hard to say, but his opponents only stopped calling him a Nazi when Graham Platner ran for office in Maine after showing off his Nazi concentration-guard tat he got while stationed in Germany.
    Somebody spent a whole lot of time and taxpayer money gunning for Trump at every turn, and the news covered it endlessly. What if they’d just tried to ignore him? What if they’d quietly let his outrageous tweets slide a bit, not made everything he said into a hate crime against someone? News companies claimed Trump wanted to be in the news, but they put him there 24/7. If he’d had an uneventful first campaign, and an underwhelming radicalization in his favor, he might have been a one-term President. Instead, they always come at him swinging, and created the appearance of two virulent sides to the conversation. Was he a good President? Maybe.
    Is our country better off? Heck, no, because Obama, and Hillary, and Biden, and Kamala excelled in giving us-vs-them speeches. We are divided as heck, and one side is always doing the swinging, while the other holds back and loses battles to keep a “moral high ground.” But there’s only so long some people can be called an enemy before they think like one. And we need to stop this asanine bickering before we have another Civil War.

    • Hamakei
      September 14, 2026, 6:16 am | # | Reply

      Bwahahaha!

      This is what happens when you don’t watch the news and get all your current affairs information from Facebook and Cutter.

      Stay in school, kids

      • Hamakei
        September 14, 2026, 6:17 am | # | Reply

        Xitter. Damn autocorrect

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