You must have missed the 37 signs in the parking lot talking about “the mall takes no responsibility for damage to your car.”
Pretty sure he’d respond to that with something about it not being the mall’s cart, but one of Grumbel’s, so the issue still stands.
“Since you have threatened legal action, I am no longer allowed to communicate with you. Please direct all questions to our legal department.”
I prefer Marla’s response 🙂
The other one’s pretty good too, though
Kind of like suing a weapons manufacturer when an illegal alien uses a stolen weapon to commit a crime.
But we can’t sue Moderna or Pfizer when a forced injection of an experimental drug kills someone.
Just FYI: conspiracy theorist nonsense is not reality.
Love how fast these people become lawyers. And especially bad lawyers that don’t know the law. And try to twist it to serve their needs.
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RETAIL: Year One
This is currently the only collected volume of Retail comics. It contains every comic (printed in black and white) from 2006.
You must have missed the 37 signs in the parking lot talking about “the mall takes no responsibility for damage to your car.”
Pretty sure he’d respond to that with something about it not being the mall’s cart, but one of Grumbel’s, so the issue still stands.
“Since you have threatened legal action, I am no longer allowed to communicate with you. Please direct all questions to our legal department.”
I prefer Marla’s response 🙂
The other one’s pretty good too, though
Kind of like suing a weapons manufacturer when an illegal alien uses a stolen weapon to commit a crime.
But we can’t sue Moderna or Pfizer when a forced injection of an experimental drug kills someone.
Just FYI: conspiracy theorist nonsense is not reality.
Love how fast these people become lawyers. And especially bad lawyers that don’t know the law. And try to twist it to serve their needs.