A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw. The salesman recommends the top of the line model and says it should cut down 10 trees in an hour. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it.
The next day he brings it back, complaining that he was only able to cut down two trees per hour. The salesman apologizes, takes the chain saw to check it out, and pulls the starter cord. BRZZZZ! The farmer jumps and says: “What’s that noise?”
Okay, this is one of those strips that the mean part of me wants to do in real life someday just to see how the store personnel react to my apparent dimwittedness.
A farmer walks into a hardware store and asks for a chainsaw. The salesman recommends the top of the line model and says it should cut down 10 trees in an hour. The farmer is suitably impressed, and buys it.
The next day he brings it back, complaining that he was only able to cut down two trees per hour. The salesman apologizes, takes the chain saw to check it out, and pulls the starter cord. BRZZZZ! The farmer jumps and says: “What’s that noise?”
Not the brightest bulb in the set, eh?
Okay, this is one of those strips that the mean part of me wants to do in real life someday just to see how the store personnel react to my apparent dimwittedness.
She also probably calls tech support when her unplugged computer won’t start up.
Yes, bulb, you dim bulb! You didn’t know a lamp needs a bulb?