So there was this one time I went to a store to get a replacement food processor. See, the last time my friend had been over, he had broken it trying to make sauerkraut to put on his bratwurst, and he had spotted me $20 after busting the processor. The problem was that they didn’t sell any food processors for such a price, and I told the employee the entire story and with a bored look on their face, they told me to check out Big Lots or Goodwill. So I left and headed toward Big Lots, but first I decided to buy some donuts…
“Do you have any glazed donuts?”
“NO, WE’RE ALL OUT OF GLAZED DONUTS!”
“Do you have any jelly donuts?”
“NO, WE’RE ALL OUT OF JELLY DONUTS!”
“Do you have any cream-filled donuts?”
“NO, WE’RE ALL OUT OF CREAM-FILLED DONUTS!”
“Do you have any blueberry donuts? Strawberry donuts? Blackberry donuts? Raspberry donuts? Boysenberry donuts? Halle Berry donuts?”
And they were all out of those.
Anyway, you probably know by now how the rest of this turned out, and I guess what I mean is…
I.
HATE.
SAUERKRAUT.
That’s all I’m really tryin’ to say. And no, I don’t live in Albuquerque (didn’t in 2015, don’t now), but thanks for asking.
So there was this one time I went to a store to get a replacement food processor. See, the last time my friend had been over, he had broken it trying to make sauerkraut to put on his bratwurst, and he had spotted me $20 after busting the processor. The problem was that they didn’t sell any food processors for such a price, and I told the employee the entire story and with a bored look on their face, they told me to check out Big Lots or Goodwill. So I left and headed toward Big Lots, but first I decided to buy some donuts…
“Do you have any glazed donuts?”
“NO, WE’RE ALL OUT OF GLAZED DONUTS!”
“Do you have any jelly donuts?”
“NO, WE’RE ALL OUT OF JELLY DONUTS!”
“Do you have any cream-filled donuts?”
“NO, WE’RE ALL OUT OF CREAM-FILLED DONUTS!”
“Do you have any blueberry donuts? Strawberry donuts? Blackberry donuts? Raspberry donuts? Boysenberry donuts? Halle Berry donuts?”
And they were all out of those.
Anyway, you probably know by now how the rest of this turned out, and I guess what I mean is…
I.
HATE.
SAUERKRAUT.
That’s all I’m really tryin’ to say. And no, I don’t live in Albuquerque (didn’t in 2015, don’t now), but thanks for asking.
But did you and Zelda join the Columbia Record Club?
But did you and Zelda ever join the Columbia Record Club?
no love for bear claws?
Never loan anything you can’t afford to lose. I have 2 crockpots, one large and one smaller and I use them both regularly. I wouldn’t loan them out.