Grumbel’s needs to hope that Delman’s or SEARS (in this canon) has a similarly catastrophic data breach and similarly damaging negative press covfefe. People will suddenly trust Grumbel’s again if one of their main competitors has it happen, because “at least Grumbel’s fixed it” – if they even remember it happening. Simply how things go.
Of course 🙁
“Well, in that case, a ####-load of people all magically decided to stop shopping here for the foreseeable future.”
Grumbel’s needs to hope that Delman’s or SEARS (in this canon) has a similarly catastrophic data breach and similarly damaging negative press covfefe. People will suddenly trust Grumbel’s again if one of their main competitors has it happen, because “at least Grumbel’s fixed it” – if they even remember it happening. Simply how things go.