Yes, Mr. Customer, we’re supposed to stop being a business just so you can get things on the cheap. Your choices are: (1) if you really need it NOW, pay the full retail price; (2) if you don’t, wait for the post-holiday sale that you obviously know is coming, or; (3) do without it.
If he doesn’t want to support any for-profit business, he can make and dye his own clothing, steal food from dumpsters or wild fruit plants, and live in a tent made from animal hide he hunted himself. Be a real “freegan” and don’t spend any money. Good luck with that kind of lifestyle in 2012.
This seems more like the kind of comment Marla or Val might make, even Cooper. Nice and snarky. It’s hard to believe Stuart said this. It doesn’t seem like him to make a funny snarky comment.
Stuart’s not bending over for a customer? Are we visiting some odd parallel universe?
The customer is trying to punch Stuart in the money.
A rare sarcastic moment for Stuart
Yes, Mr. Customer, we’re supposed to stop being a business just so you can get things on the cheap. Your choices are: (1) if you really need it NOW, pay the full retail price; (2) if you don’t, wait for the post-holiday sale that you obviously know is coming, or; (3) do without it.
This is my favorite comic strip of Stuart. Sure, he may be an idiot but I always like seeing this side of Stuart, it shows that he’s a human.
…Right?
If he doesn’t want to support any for-profit business, he can make and dye his own clothing, steal food from dumpsters or wild fruit plants, and live in a tent made from animal hide he hunted himself. Be a real “freegan” and don’t spend any money. Good luck with that kind of lifestyle in 2012.
This seems more like the kind of comment Marla or Val might make, even Cooper. Nice and snarky. It’s hard to believe Stuart said this. It doesn’t seem like him to make a funny snarky comment.