I once went into JCP, plucked one of those fancy chocolate bars they have off an unattended cashier desk, hid it beneath a pillow on one of their bed set displays. Weeks later, I came back and it was still there. Bought it.
Now that you’re losing your job and they want to keep everyone on until the sale is over and the store is closed, maybe you can finally tell customers off the way you’ve always wanted to!
Don’t you know that holding off stuff until 70% off is for employees only? Consolation prize for those of us who lost our jobs.
One time, I remember hiding a DVD I wanted into a drawer at Borders.
I once went into JCP, plucked one of those fancy chocolate bars they have off an unattended cashier desk, hid it beneath a pillow on one of their bed set displays. Weeks later, I came back and it was still there. Bought it.
Now that you’re losing your job and they want to keep everyone on until the sale is over and the store is closed, maybe you can finally tell customers off the way you’ve always wanted to!