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September 29, 2008

September 29, 2008
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  1. The Old Wolf
    May 12, 2021, 10:45 am | # | Reply

    My Prius was Molly. My wife’s Toyota was Jack. My RAV is Max. Naming cars is good.

  2. salamurai
    May 22, 2021, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    Currently driving “Skids”, a blue hatchback. Previous car was “Skar” because of a long scratch-dent on one side. Both Transformers names.
    Favorite ride was a red Ford Ranger named “Roosta”, both a music joke and a Hitch-Hiker’s Guide reference.
    I even name my computers.

  3. C.
    July 3, 2021, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

    My current car is called the TARDIS. It’s deep blue and very roomy inside, though not quite bigger than the outside!

  4. jrpelt
    July 16, 2021, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    My sister called her old Honda Nova “Napoleon”. Not sure what she calls her current car, if anything.

    I don’t name my car. I figure having an Autobot symbol license plate on the front is nerdy enough.

  5. Wanda
    August 14, 2021, 11:45 am | # | Reply

    My Prius V is RB, short for Red Baron.

  6. Jason D.
    August 20, 2021, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    My first car, a 2004 Grand Am, I named Beatrix, after Beatrix Kiddo. I often called her Bea. My current car, a 2004 Accord, I call Guinevere, though I often shorten it to Gwen.

  7. Olivia Cheatham
    September 3, 2021, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    My ancient Merc was Horatio. My Volvo was Graham. The Buick LeSabre is Holly. Yes, he’s still male.

  8. skullclutter
    September 21, 2021, 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    My car is ‘Ninja’, because it’s a generic black sedan that gets lost easily in dark parking lots.

  9. Aaron of Minneapolis
    September 29, 2021, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve never really named by cars either. Though I have nicknamed a few; one Buick was ‘the boat’ and my ex-stepmom had an early-70s ‘Green Monster’ whose make and model I’ve forgotten.

  10. Erin T. Aardvark
    October 10, 2021, 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    My cousin named her convertible the Coup de Gracie, and my parents named an old car of theirs The Green Hornet.

  11. Star20
    November 3, 2021, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    My old Ion 2 I called BB, or Blue Bomber, because it was a shade of blue VERY similar to Classic Megaman. After an unfortunate run-in under a semi-trailer, my new Spark is called Slimer due to, you guessed it, having a color the same at that ghost.

  12. Patrick
    April 4, 2022, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    My wife calls my blue 2007 PT Cruiser “Peri” as in “Periwinkle”. My sister was calling it periwinkle and it stuck.

  13. PapaBear47
    May 4, 2022, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    My first car was a ’59 Ford Fairlane that I bought for $25 after it had sat through a Montana winter with a blown freeze plug. The sort of car where you’d pull into a gas station and say, “Check the gas and fill up the oil.” Called it “Edsel’s Revenge.”

    Last car I named was a ’74 Vega called Lope (Lope de Vega was a 16th century Spanish author & playwright).

  14. Karen
    August 6, 2022, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    my orange Dodge Neon was named Merida
    when i borrowed my moms car for a couple months i named her McGonagall (very old and silver)
    my current car is Artemis
    and if my plan to get a blue car for my next car becomes true she will be Korra

  15. Sorsha454
    October 24, 2022, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    My Volvo was “The Shaggin’ Wagon”, and my Ford Focus hatchback was “Cadbury”. I haven’t bothered with a name for a car since that one.

  16. Arkanabar
    March 29, 2024, 1:55 pm | # | Reply

    I only ever named my first car, “The Blatant Beast,” because its hood was longer than either the cabin or the trunk. None of the subsequent cars had enough personality.

  17. Amanda
    April 1, 2024, 12:19 pm | # | Reply

    My first car was a green 2000 Pontiac Sunfire. We called it the frog-mobile. My current Rav4 is called Tae Tae.

  18. Aces High
    June 15, 2024, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

    I had a red Nissan Versa that I called Carnage, because it was manual and I tended to drive it a bit like a maniac

  19. Naomi
    August 28, 2024, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    I very much enjoy all the comments from people who had named at least one car šŸ˜€

  20. Princess Twilight Sparkle
    February 8, 2026, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t name my cars, but I do name my computers. Currently, Das Überbomb is my main rig, my secondary/media PC is Phoenix, and the backup is Artifice.

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